The Worst Promo I Have Ever Seen In My Life

While sifting through a few websites trying to find a great deal in Vegas, I found myself on the site of El Cortez, Downtown Vegas.

If I was on the fence about booking a stay at that hotel this jewel would definitely be a deal closer. If this doesn’t persuade you to want to go nothing will:

It took me 15 mins to stop laughing.

Nothing says you’re a real superstar more than $1 ice cream bar.

But then just when I wiped away the tears of laughter and picked myself off the floor, I read it again and continued to last part, which was easily my favorite….

‘EVERY WEDNESDAY’!

Back to the floor I went.

Apparently they have to save their sacred Ice Cream bars for only once a week.

Hey Cortez guys (because they can’t be CEO’s). A Jackpot “promotion” shouldn’t be anything you can buy a box of at the store for less than $5.

I’m sorry I have to tell you that.

Oh and just in case you think I’m making this up….click here. NOTE: You might have to hit the arrow on the right a few times to see it.

Redbox Has Learned From Netflix

Not too long ago I signed up to receive text messages from Red Box.

I had never used Red Box but there were two things to consider. For starters they promised to send codes for free rentals and I can’t think of a better price than free.

The other consideration was I have unlimited text messages so, why not? Let me put that network to use since they want my money every month.

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This Will Hurt Me More Than It Hurts You

I’m not sure at exactly what point child rearing became against the law, but I get confused.

One hand I wish these people had been so adamant about it when I was growing up.

On the other hand, well, I’m still here. And I’m a stronger man because of it. So leave it alone.

Although I’m not sure about my mom. She kinda created child abuse. Well, maybe not created it but redefined it. In much the same way Michael Jordan redefined Basketball. Steve Jobs redefined electronics. Michael Jackson redefined Music Videos.

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Human Repetitive Nature

The other day, I was walking down the street to run an errand near my job. I ended up at a red stop light, pressed the pedestrian button, and patiently waited. This guy walks up next to me and stands to my right. He then walks around me to my left and presses the same button.

I sarcastically think to myself “now why didn’t I think of that?”.

He walks back to my right and about five seconds later, returns to the button….

….tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap REALLY SIR? REALLY?

Why do people do that?

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